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Jet Fuel Gelato
$ 7.00 – $ 120.00AAA++
Jet Fuel Gelato is a cultivar of mysterious origins thought to be a combination of Jet Fuel and Gelato.
The top reported aromas of the Jet Fuel Gelato strain are diesel, sugar, and pine. It is said to taste of cookie dough, pine, and earth.
Jet Fuel Gelato is thought to be a hybrid cultivar with medium-sized plants and strong branches. The strain grows well both indoors and outdoors, though its exact flowering time is unknown. At full maturity, Jet Fuel Gelato produces forest green nugs with orange spindles and amber trichomes.
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Black Cherry Gelato
$ 7.00 – $ 125.00AAAA
Black Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Black Cherry Funk X Acai strains. Known for its delicious flavor and super relaxing high, Black Cherry Gelato is perfect for any indica lover who appreciates a great taste, too. This bud has a sweet fruity cherry berry taste with a light touch of skunky herbs to it, too. The aroma follows the same profile, with an herbal berry and skunky overtone that turns pungent and dank as the nugs are burned away. The Black Cherry Gelato high is just as delightful, with a calming overtone that will have you kicked back and totally at ease before you know it. The high starts with a subtle boost of the spirits, filling your mind with a lifted sense that eases away any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this blissful and hazy state, a tingly sense will fill your body, leaving you totally relaxed and slightly couch-locked. With these effects and its high 26% average THC level, Black Cherry Gelato is often chosen to treat conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, chronic stress and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has small grape-shaped forest green nugs with minty leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.
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Strawberry Guava
Rated 4.50 out of 5$ 7.00 – $ 120.00AAAA
Strawberry Guava is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Strawberry Banana X Papaya strains. Named for its mouthwatering flavor, Strawberry Guava packs a heady and relaxing high that will have you feeling lifted for hours on end. Like its name suggests, Strawberry Guava packs a sweet and fruity strawberry flavor with hints of tropical guava upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, although with a dank pungent effect that fills any room with its heavy stench as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. The Strawberry Guava hits you almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with an expansive and lifting euphoria. You’ll feel totally relaxed mentally as a sense of creativity and of sociability washes over you, lending itself well to any conversation that you may have at hand. As your mind flies higher and higher, a calming body high will settle into your bones, leaving you slightly couch-locked and pretty hungry at times. Combined with its high 18-30% average THC level, these effects give Strawberry Guava an edge in treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, asthma, depression, chronic pain and PTSD. This bud has small and fat rounded dark olive green nugs with thin light orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes.
Indica Dominant Hybrid– 70% Indica / 30% Sativa
THC: 30%
Lineage – Strawberry Banana X Papaya
Flavours – Berry, Diesel, Fruity, Strawberry, Sweet
Effects -Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Sociable, Uplifting
Medical -Anxiety, Asthma, Chronic Pain, Depression, PTSD, Stress
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Z… Cake
Rated 4.00 out of 5$ 7.00 – $ 129.00AAAAZ…. Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa or 60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Z….. X Wedding Cake strains. Ready to take a bite of this delicious cake? Z….. Cake definitely has a flavor that will leave your head spinning, with a sweet nuttiness to it that’s accented by fresh fruity berries and a bite of sour citrus. The aroma is just as sweet, with a cakey overtone that’s accented by a punch of earthy pepper and sweet fruits. The Z…. Cake high is definitely one that’s ideal for a weekend day or weekday night, with a relaxing physical stone accompanied by a heady and alert cerebral high. You’ll feel your spirits lift and a sense of creativity seep into your mind accompanied by touches of focus here and there. Your senses will be heightened as your body falls into blissful numbness, sinking into the couch and leaving you fully pain-free. Combined with its high 24-29% THC level, these effects make Z….. Cake ideal for treating ADD or ADHD, chronic stress or anxiety, depression, chronic pain and chronic fatigue. This bud has fat dense forest green nugs with thick amber hairs and tiny crystal trichomes.Indica Dominant Hybrid – 70% Indica / 30% Sativa
THC: 24% – 29%
Lineage – Z….. X Wedding Cake
Flavours – Berry, Fruity, Herbal, Nutty, Sour, Sweet
Effects – Body High, Creative, Euphoria, Focus, Uplifting
Medical – ADD/ADHD, Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Fatigue, Stress
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Vanilla Frosting
$ 8.00 – $ 140.00AAAAVanilla Frosting is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (65% indica/35% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Humboldt Frost OG X Humboldt Gelato BX3 strains. With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Vanilla Frosting has a flavor remarkably like vanilla frosting, with a sweet and creamy taste that’s accented by light rich florals. The aroma is very similar, although with hints of pungent herbs and flowers to it, too. The Vanilla Frosting high is just as delicious as the flavor, with happy and relaxing effects that will activate the mind while relaxing the body. You’ll feel a lift settle in at the onset of the high, filling your mind with a sense of happy creativity and focus that has you ready to tackle artistic task at hand. A light physical relaxation accompanies this cerebral boost, keeping you anchored as your mind flies higher and higher. With these long-lasting effects and its super high THC level that bottoms out at 25%, Vanilla Frosting is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic fatigue, ADD or ADHD, depression, chronic stress and headaches or migraines. This bud has long grape-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, long thin light amber hairs and a coating of frosty thick white crystal trichomes.
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Kraken Black Pepper
$ 8.00 – $ 145.00AAAA
Kraken Black Pepper is an indica dominant hybrid strain that is created through a cross of the classic Girl Scout Cookies X OG Kush strains. This celebrity child boasts an insanely high THC level of 27% on average and a myriad of full body effects that are perfect for a late night smoke. The high hits you with a creeping effect, building subtly before suddenly overtaking you with a powerful wave of sleepiness and deep relaxation. You’ll feel a subtle lift of spirits and an infusion of happiness, although your body will be numb with a powerful body buzz and a moderately strong couch-lock. This high almost always ends in a deep and peaceful uninterrupted sleep for even the most experienced of users. These effects make Kraken Black Pepper perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, cramps, insomnia, and muscle spasms. Like the name suggests, Kraken Black Pepper has a heavy peppery taste with a slightly nutty vanilla aftertaste that’s surprisingly sweet. The aroma is very peppery and earthy with a strong spicy overtone that tickles the nose. Kraken Black Pepper buds have small and round dense minty green nugs with bright leaves, dark amber hairs, and a coating of tiny amber crystal trichomes.
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Unicorn Poop
Rated 5.00 out of 5$ 8.00 – $ 145.00UNICORN POOP is a rare and exotic, slightly indica-dominant strain created by crossing GMO and the Sophisticated Lady Strains. This strain is so rare to come across in North America that you are as likely to stumble across a real-life unicorn. It’s well appreciated by those who have tried it, but there aren’t an awful lot of them.
Aromas of sharp herbs and berries wrapped up in a gassy-skunk overtone are released as you pull apart each sticky nug. The smoke is equally as wonderful as the appearance and aromas. There are smooth flavours of sweet & spicy, rich berry overtone on the exhale that’s accented by tasty sour herbs. Purple Unicorn Poop’s buds are dense and olive green and lush purple in colour. The buds glisten in crystal trichomes while bursting in orange pistils. The Magical effects are often described as euphoric for both the body and mind and a stimulating experience. Come scoop up your Purple Unicorn Poop before this mystical strain disappears.
Indica Dominant Hybrid– 60% Indica / 40% Sativa
THC: 27% CBD 1%
Lineage – GMO X Sophisticated Lady
Flavours -Berry, Spicy, Sweet, Herbal, Earthy, Pungent
Effects – Euphoric, Creative, Happy, Giggly, Uplifting, Relaxing
Medical – Chronic Pain ,Depression, Fatigue, Stress, Mood Swings
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Grape Slurricane
$ 8.00 – $ 145.00AAAA
Grape Slurricane is an exquisite slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa). Created by crossing the delectable Do-Si-Dos with the renowned Purple Punch strains, this cultivar offers a flavorful experience and a potent punch of effects that will leave you captivated. Indica enthusiasts seeking a delightful toke with a remarkable impact need to look no further.
Prepare to be enchanted by Grape Slurricane’s remarkable flavor profile. With a super sweet and fruity essence infused with notes of berries and spicy tropical fruits, this strain delivers a sensory delight. Upon exhale, expect a harmonious blend of spicy earthiness and hints of herbal and berry undertones that permeate the air.
The high of Grape Slurricane takes hold a few minutes after that first delightful exhale, gradually creeping up on you. It begins with a tingling sensation at the back of your head, paving the way for a soaring euphoria to wash over you. Negative thoughts are effortlessly replaced with an expansive happiness. As the high progresses, a potent body high ensues, gently lulling you into a state of complete relaxation and couch-lock that can last for hours on end. With an average THC level of 33%, Grape Slurricane is especially beneficial for patients seeking relief from migraines, chronic pain, cramps, muscle spasms, and chronic fatigue.
The buds of Grape Slurricane are visually striking, featuring fluffy grape-shaped oversized nugs with dark olive green hues, complemented by rich purple undertones. Delicate amber hairs and a coating of purple-tinted, tiny white crystal trichomes complete the enticing appearance.
For those in search of a truly captivating cannabis experience, Grape Slurricane is the perfect choice, offering both remarkable flavor and potent therapeutic potential.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 60% Indica / 40% Sativa
THC: 33%
Lineage – Do Si Do X Purple PunchFlavours – Berry, Fruity, Herbal, Spicy, Sweet, Tropical
Effects – Relaxed, Happy, Hungry, Euphoric
Medical – Insomnia, Chronic pain, Depression, Loss of Appetite, Stress
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3 Pre Rolled Cones – Jelly Breath
$ 17.00AAAA
Jelly Breath is a rare heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through a cross of the classic Mendo Breath X Do-Si-Dos strains. If you’re a fan of a delicious fruity flavor, look no further. Jelly Breath packs a sweet and fruity taste with hints of fresh berries and flowers. The aroma is of earthy flowery incense with a berry overtone that turns slightly spicy as the nugs are burned. Jelly Breath has a super relaxing high that’s perfect for easing tension and killing aches and pains. You’ll feel a lifted onset that fills the back of your neck and head with a light tingle that warms the mind and boosts the mood. This buzzing quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, lulling you into a deeply relaxing state that won’t cause too much sedation. Rather, you’ll be totally relaxed and at ease with the world around you as you settle deeper and deeper into a state of physical calm. With these effects and its insanely high 30-33% average THC level, Jelly Breath is perfect for the experienced patient suffering from chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms or cramps and chronic fatigue.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 90% indica/10% sativa
THC: 30-33%, CBN:2%
Lineage – Mendo Breath X Do-Si-Dos
Flavours – Berry, Flowery, Fruity, Sweet
Effects – Energizing, Euphoria, Happy
Medical – Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Headaches, Fatigue, Stress
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3 Pre Rolled Cones – Tom Ford Pink
$ 18.00Enjoy the convenience of our pre-rolled 1 1/4 sized joints. Each joint has 0.6 grams of flower. These cones come pre rolled, all we do is fill them, there is not licking of glue, we just fill and twist them closed.
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Tom Ford Pink Kush, also known simply as “TFPK,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through an unknown combination of indica dominant hybrid strains. Known for its insanely gorgeous appearance, Tom Ford Pink Kush has small rounded dense forest green nugs with pinkish and purple undertones, vibrant pink-orange hairs, and a coating of frosty clear white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet honey and sour citrus are released, complemented perfectly by touches of rich woods and earth. The Tom Ford Pink Kush is just as delicious as the flavor, with long-lasting effects that are perfect for when you want to kick back and relax after a long and stressful day. Your mental state will immediately feel substantial relief as any negative or racing thoughts are edged out, replaced with pure blissful haze. This stoney effect will soon spread from mind to body, leaving you feeling to tally relaxed and pretty sedated as you start to fade away into peaceful sleep. With these effects and its high 23-25% average THC level, Tom Ford Pink Kush is often said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic anxiety or stress, depression, chronic pain, insomnia, and chronic fatigue.
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Stripper Spit
Rated 4.00 out of 5$ 21.00 – $ 40.00$ 17.85 – $ 34.00AAAA
Stripper Spit, also known as “Angel Spit,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Girl Scout Cookies X Grand Daddy Purple strains. Weird name aside, Stripper Spit is one bud that any indica lover needs to try. Best known for its super weightless high and lifted effects, Stripper Spit is great for a lazy day when you need some substantial relief from life’s stresses and pain. The high starts with a subtle build, creeping throughout your entire body and leaving you feeling uplifted, without a care in the world. As your mind settles into this state of unfocused bliss and ease, your body will begin to settle into a relaxing state of pain-free weightlessness. You’ll be fully numb, really unaware of your limbs, settled into the couch but still movable if need be. These calming effects and its high 17-29% average THC level make Stripper Spit ideal for treating chronic stress or anxiety, depression, insomnia and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a sweet and spicy grape diesel taste with a flowery lilac aroma to match. Stripper Spit buds have fluffy rounded minty green nugs with deep purple undertones, orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny white crystal trichomes.
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Tropicanna
$ 22.00$ 18.70AAAA
Tropicanna, also known as “Tropicana,” is a rare sativa dominant hybrid strain created through a potent cross of (Pineapple X Kali Mist) X Northern Lights #5 strains. With a bright, clear-headed high and an eye-opening flavor, this bud is definitely one for the ages. Tropicanna hits you with a long slow building effect that creeps its way through your mind with euphoric energy and a clear-headed focus. You’ll feel an influx of motivation and creativity along with an increase in sociability that lends itself well to conversation with friends. These effects are long-lasting in nature and perfect for an early morning pick-me-up for a busy day ahead. Thanks to these effects and its high 27-28% THC level, this bud is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, mood swings, and hypertension. Tropicanna buds have a sweet and sour citrusy lemon lime flavor with a hint of rich berries upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy and citrusy with a lemon lime overtone and a sweet herbal effect as the nugs are burned. Tropicanna buds have long tapered forest green nugs with amber hairs and a thick frosty blanket of tiny white crystal trichomes.
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Bruce Banner #3
Rated 5.00 out of 5$ 24.00$ 20.40AAAA
Bruce Banner #3 is named after the calm alter ego of the Incredible Hulk, and has made it on to High Times’ Earth’s Strongest Strains list two years in a row. This hybrid strain is a cross between Strawberry Diesel and OG Kush giving it a sweet strawberry aroma and taste. A sativa dominant hybrid, Bruce Banner #3 provides an enjoyable relaxing effect that will crush pain.
This was no accident, believe us on this. Bruce Banner earned his name, with brains and wit this intellectual strain is one to take seriously. One the outside he may appear ominous with a fruity strawberry like smell but on the inside his alter ego is just waiting for his chance to unleash. HULK SMASH! Yep that’s right this more Sativa dominant strain will knock out pain and rip away headaches while giving you a boost of clear headed creative energy. Even for the most experienced of users, few if any will disagree with this statement that Bruce Banner packs a punch
Sativa Dominant Hybrid – 80% Sativa / 20% Indica
THC: 23% – 29%
Lineage – OG Kush, Strawberry Diesel
Flavours – Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet
Effects – Creative, Energizing, Happy, Euphoric
Medical – Stress, depression, insomnia, chronic pain, nausea
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Mix and Match Ounce AAAA
$ 152.00 – $ 156.00$ 129.20 – $ 132.60Mix and Match AAAA Ounce
With Top Shelf Express’s Mix & Match Ounce, you now have the option to build your own customizable one ounce pack. This deal allows you to choose any four strains of your liking from our catalog of AAAA grade flower to create a personalized one ounce deal. Each strain comes in a 7 gram (1/4 ounce) variation for a total of 28 grams. The Mix and Match Ounce deal is a cost-effective pack that is ideal for those who enjoy variety, and anyone looking to medicate without having to give up quality for cost.